Cheese Jokes Home › Forums › Comedy › Cheese Jokes This topic contains 4 replies, has 3 voices, and was last updated by Anonymous 5 years, 10 months ago. Viewing 5 posts - 1 through 5 (of 5 total) Author Posts July 29, 2011 at 7:43 am #23383 DevoutRebellionMember So, I like Cheese Jokes. Anyone got any? My 2 favourite at the moment are: What Cheese can you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone! What Cheese do you get if you open a window? Bries! July 30, 2011 at 12:48 am #38030 sonshinesoulMember bries! chuckler chuckler chuckler! i hate to say it the one i got is super cheesy hahaha no pun intended but im sure you heard it….. what do you call cheese thats not yours? NACHO CHEESE! July 30, 2011 at 9:12 am #38031 DevoutRebellionMember Nacho Cheese is a classic, and a personal favourite. How about this: What cheese can you use to entice a Grizzlie? Camembert! November 1, 2011 at 10:55 am #38032 Anonymous Did you hear in the news today about the French cheese factory that collapsed? They think there are still some workers trapped under de Brie. November 23, 2011 at 6:50 pm #38033 Anonymous How do you eat Welsh cheese? Caerphilly! Author Posts Viewing 5 posts - 1 through 5 (of 5 total) You must be logged in to reply to this topic.