wow this could be borderline obnoxious but i cant decide so enjoy…….
*Going to church doesnt make you anymore a christian than standing in a garage makes you a car
*i used to be indesisive but now im not sure.
*you do not need a parachute to skydive only if you want to skydive twice!(i especially like this one since i went skydiving more thane once)
*i thought i wanted a carreer turns out i just wanted paychecks
*to steal ideas from one person is plagerism to steal from many is research
*evening news is where they start by saying good evening then proceed to tell you why it isnt
*knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!
*war does not determine who is right-only who is left
*WE NEVER REALLY GROW UP,WE JUST LEARN HOW TO ACT IN PUBLIC
*if i agreed with you wed both be wrong
*do not argue with an idiot,he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
*light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
>these are called paraprosdokians never heard this word until today it is a figure of speech in which the latter part of the sentence is surprising or unexpected