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  • #22478

    Rodimus
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    If you don’t know GOD, don’t make stupid remarks!!!!!!
    A United States Marine was taking some college courses
    between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq
    and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who
    was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

    One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
    He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “GOD, if you are real, then
    I want you to knock me off this platform… I’ll give you exactly 15 min.”
    The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
    went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am GOD, I’m still waiting.”

    It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
    out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
    knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

    The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
    The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there
    looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
    noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,
    “What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?”

    The Marine calmly replied,
    “GOD was too busy today protecting America ‘s
    soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and
    act like an idiot. So He sent me.”

    #35053
    Avatar of Dj Genesis
    Dj Genesis
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    that is most epic….

    #35055
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    frogb0tter
    Member

    Whammy!

    #35056
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    Bladez
    Member

    hahah :lol:

    #35057
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    graphite412
    Participant

    That is awesome….

    hahahahaha

    #35054
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    djdunamis
    Participant

    here’s how I think about that professor…

    you go MARINE!!

    #35058
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    frogb0tter
    Member

    ^ omgosh!!

    #35059
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    djdunamis
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    @frogb0tter wrote:

    ^ omgosh!!

    yeah, my same reaction.

    #35060

    Rodimus
    Keymaster

    haha lol when i saw the picture just now i actually said

    OMGosh outloud sitting here at my desk.

    #35061
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    graphite412
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    I did laugh when I saw that picture. I would be fairly positive that it was staged.

    #35062
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    djdunamis
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    @graphite412 wrote:

    I did laugh when I saw that picture. I would be fairly positive that it was staged.

    I dunno, I still get requests and calls every Christmas for a double male prong adapter. :shock: :?

    #35063
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    frogb0tter
    Member

    @graphite412 wrote:

    I did laugh when I saw that picture. I would be fairly positive that it was staged.

    Yeah I was thinking that afterwards, but you just never know…

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