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The New Never Ending Story!


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    djellipse
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    ok everyone, this is what you do, Ill start a story, and leave it open for the next person and that person will add a piece, and leave it open for the next person, and so on and so forth, should be interesting :-)

    Once upon a time in a far away place, there lived an elf, this elf was a very strange elf indeed, the reason he was strange is because….

    #30921
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    Dj Genesis
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    he was 20 feet tall! he grew up with all the other elf boys and girls but didnt seem to fit in. but suddenly, on one fateful night, he…

    #30922
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    djellipse
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    stumbled across a gigantic cave! he had never been able to fit inside a cave befor due to his size, so as you can imagine he was very excited! He peered into the cave and saw that it was shimmering on the inside, his eyes widened with amazement as the cave was filled with…

    #30923
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    Dj Genesis
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    guns! lots and lots of guns. rocket launchers, grenade launchers, miniguns, you name it; it was there. as he was lookin around and checkin out the inventory, aliens decided to take over the world! he knew what he had to do, he…

    #30914
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    djellipse
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    challenged the agressors to a game of water polo. the game was underway when the aliens realized that their skin was melting off of them. “GASP! we are hyper alergic to water aparently! woah is me what a world!” was the lasdt thing that was heard of the agressing alien civilization, as the elf climbed out of the goo filled water he then…

    #30915
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    Dj Genesis
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    found that a bunch of headless people were waiting for him to surface. many enemies were present, bomb throwers, rocket launchers, and kamikazes! he pulled out a minigun and took out the bomb throwers and rocket launchers, but tha kamikazes he once saw were no longer there. suddenly, from behind a nearby building, he hears some quiet screams. but the screams got louder, and louder, and suddenly, the kamikazes burst out of the building and start chasing him! unable to get to his grenade launcher quickly, he…

    (btw, shouldnt there be more people participating?)

    #30916
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    graphite412
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    started a chess match know that kamikazes are terribly board of rounds of chess. The kamikazes being terribly board, went home and became lawyers and accountants for a firm in downtown Chicago. Once the game was over… suddenly he ran to the local deli to get a bite to eat. He was starving! ALMOST A GONER!!! Then suddenly, he ordered a awesome sandwich with mustard, lettuce, bacon, and tomato and then ate it when he got it. Having his hunger suppressed by the delicious delicacies he decided to go enter himself into a world championship kung fu competition. As he was practicing, he found himself superior in skills, to the point he could deflect bullets and shrapnel. He thought himself unbeatable but…

    #30917

    djfaith033
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    The dude from the Matrix popped out and was like, “Dude, how are you MR ANDERSON!!!!” (Surfer version of him). This to his surprise, being that his name was not Mr. Anderson, he started to do a back flip into a 360 spin kick and then…

    #30918
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    Dj Genesis
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    the matrix guy showed up and shot him five times…but he didnt know the big elf could deflect bullets. so matrix guy went to chicago to become a lawyer. by this time, the elf decided he needed a name. he’s always been referred to as “big guy” or “hugie” but hes never had a name. so he went and got a name, the name he chose was…

    #30919
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    djellipse
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    Sheahan, the mighty kungfu bulletdodging elfbeats from south witchitaw. He finally realized the name of “matrix guy” was smith and snickered as he found it silly that the other pnes telling his story couldnt figure that out. Now satisfied with his new name, he began walking, he walked and walked untill he had blisters on his feet, he decided to take a break so he settled down at…

    #30920
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    Dj Genesis
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    the north pole. man it was cold, but he took comfort in a near by walmart. but as he approached the walmart, he realized, he had no money. he also saw a bank nearby, so he decided to…

    #30909
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    djellipse
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    rob the everloving snot out of it, just as he was about to follow through with his devious plan someone from his past walked up, he gasped, as she was…

    #30910
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    Dj Genesis
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    Miss Martha, his 2nd grade math teacher. As she approached him, he remembered the last words she said to him…”You’ll never amount to anything you lazy swine!”…ahhhh gooooood tiiiiiiimes. He went and asked her what she was doing at the North Pole, and she said…

    #30911
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    Exkabon
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    go to the mouth of the great ocean, there ponder your life and where you’ve been and wish to go. At that moment, he threw himself into the turents below and enmerged a solem sole with one purpose in life…

    #30912
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    Exkabon
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    To follow Christ………………………………..

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