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The Point System of Life


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    Rodimus
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    In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men: Make the woman happy.
    Do something she likes, and you get points.
    Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

    You don’t get any points for doing something she expects.. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.
    Here is a guide to the point system:

    SIMPLE DUTIES
    You make the bed (+1)
    You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
    You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
    You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) , In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)
    You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
    You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
    You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
    You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
    It’s her pet (-10)

    SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
    You stay by her side the entire party (0)
    You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2) Named Rita (-4)
    Rita is a dancer (-6)
    Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

    HER BIRTHDAY
    You forget her birthday (-50000)
    You take her out to dinner (0)
    You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar (+1)
    Okay, it’s a sports bar (-2)
    And it’s all-you-can- eat night (-3)
    It’s a sports bar, it’s all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

    A NIGHT OUT
    You take her to a movie (+2)
    You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
    You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
    You take her to a movie you like (-2)
    It’s called ‘Death Cop’ (-3)
    You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans(-15)

    ENJOY THE ‘BIG’ QUESTION
    She asks, ‘Do I look fat?’ (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
    You hesitate in responding (-10)
    You reply, ‘Where?’ (-35)
    Any other response (-20)

    COMMUNICATION
    When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned ex-pression (0)
    You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
    You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
    She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    #27249
    Avatar of djdunamis
    djdunamis
    Participant

    sorry, nate, I like to keep my math simple.

    #27250

    djfaith033
    Participant

    …….LOL!

    #27251
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    djellipse
    Member

    and all the brothers said… AAAAMEN

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